Men’s Dangle Earrings

For the love of all things unholy…

There’s nothing that’ll take you to jazztown faster than a dangly earring; preferably one, but trust me, we won’t scoff at two.

Men wearing dangly earrings appears to have started in the early 19th century, but became more widely popular in the 80’s.

As we all know, fashion trends keep coming back and cycling through. So why the fuck isn’t anyone wearing the earring?!

Sure, there are certain fashion trends that should’ve been left in the past- the men’s dangly earring is NOT one of them!


Thank god for our beautiful and talented Kpop idols, because they’re currently rocking them hard and long- just the way we like it.

As we all sort of know already, Korean fashion is always forward thinking, well thought out, and pure shiny glittery sex gold.

But we’re not total assholes.

We do understand that it is hard to achieve this level of perfection when you don’t have your own stylist and fans constantly throwing money at you.

So we’re going to give you a tip on how the men’s dangly earring can be easily applied- US style!

Take note, Lost Boys.

Oh. My. God.

What the fuck is easier than some tight semi ripped jeans, a black tee, and a dangly earring? And this works for all men of all frigging ages!

(And for extra effect you pair this shit with a fashion mullet and ladies/men will just be dying left and right as you walk by. We’ll cover the fashion mullet later.)

Kpop idols have it going on, okay? But NOTHING COMPARES to the 80’s Lost Boy look. Nothing.

So listen.

Guys, try this out and see how it works for you. Buy this shit for your partners. Let’s work together to make this world a better place, okay?

Stay nasty. Stay dangly.

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